THE PERFECT HUSBAND

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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: “Hello?”

WOMAN: “Hi honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

MAN: “Yes.”

WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only R1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.”

MAN: “How much?”

WOMAN: “R390,000.”

MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing… The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking R2,950,000 for it.”

MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of R2,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra R150,000 if it’s really a pretty good price.”

WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”

MAN: “Bye! I love you too, darling.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks, “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”